Ones On The Way — текст песни (Loretta Lynn)

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
And Jackie`s seen in a Discoteque doin` a brand new dance
And the White House social season should be glitterin` in gay

But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin`
The faucet is a drippin` and the kids are a ballin`
One of `em a toddlin` and one is a crawlin`
And one`s on the way

I`m glad Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie`s out in Vegas workin` up a brand new act
While the t.v.`s showin` newly weds, a real fun game to play

But here in Topeka, the screen door`s a bangin`
The coffee`s boilin` over and the wash needs a hangin`
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin`
And one`s on the way

Now what was I doin`? Jimmy get away from there
Darn, there goes the phone

Hello honey, what`s that you say?
You`re bringin` a few old army buddies home?
You`re callin` from a bar?
Get away from there! No, not you honey
I was talkin` to the baby
Wait a minute, honey, the door bell
Honey, could you stop at the market and...hello?, hello?
Well, I`ll be...

The girls in New York City, they all march for women`s lib
And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to live
And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today

Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin`
The dog is a barkin` and the floor needs a scrubbin`
One needs a spankin` and one needs a huggin`
Lord, one`s on the way

Oh gee, I hope it ain`t twins, again!