Well you should see Polythene Pam
She’s so goodlooking but she looks like a man.
Well you should see her in drag.
Dressed in her polythene bag.
Yes you should see Polythene Pam – Yeh.
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She’s killer diller when she’s dressed to the hilt.
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the
News of the World.
Yes you could say she was attractively built – Yeh.
