In my house theres a place I can hide
When I feel a surge of self pity
In my house theres a place where I sit
And watch the violence on the telly
In my house theres a kitchen
Where we eat drink and cook
And in my house theres an attic at the top
Where my sister and her boyfriend go
My house get down the stairs
My house till your dad gets home
My house listen son theres a few rules you should know
About living in my house do as youre told
My house have you got that straight
My house if you wanna own it then you just better wait
In my house theres a bathroom
Its a lovely shade of green
In my house theres a best room
And mum keeps that real clean
In my house theres five bedrooms
And theres only four of us
In my house theres an alley down the back
And a hut that aint up to much