Everything`s A Thing — текст песни (Joe Nichols)

(Joe Nichols/Steve Dean/Wil Nance)

Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings
Layin` there doin` that sleepy head thing
There`s a bird out my window spreadin` his wings
Cheap chirp doin` that singin`
Thing I do when I first get up is that coffe thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me goin` got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two

Everything`s a thing is you know what I mean
Can`t do nothin` `cause there`s no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin` at all
It`s all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Everything`s a thing

Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin` that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy`s doin` that cell phone thing
Thing is the light`s turned green and he ain`t doin` that drivin` thing
And the thing is about all this that talkin` thing and drivin` don`t mix

Everything`s a thing is you know what I mean
Can`t do nothin` `cause there`s no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin` at all
It`s all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Everything`s a thing

If you think this song ain`t worth hummin`
You got another thing comin`