hird Rock From The Sun — текст песни (Joe Diffie)

She walks into Smokey`s one hip at a time
Like a broken field runner slippin` through the line
He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says
"Don`t wait up for me I`ll be workin` late tonight"
Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here"

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile
Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor running he`ll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddies, got one life to live
They scream into the night "Let`s get it over with"

`Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you`re spinning round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun

The kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb
Truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney`s parking lot
And flies through the air takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
Lines go down, town goes dark

Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
Cops ring up the mayor says there`s panic in the streets
"We hate to wake you up but we can`t find the chief"
Mayor says "Use your head if he ain`t in his car
He`s hiding from his wife, down at Smokey`s Bar"

`Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you`re spinning round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun

`Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you`re spinning round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun