By Richard Starkey, Mark Hudson,Dean Grakal and Steve Dudas
I`VE GOT TWO GIRLS FROM COAST TO COAST,
DON`T KNOW WHICH ONE I LOVE THE MOST.
WHEN WE MAKE LOVE IT`S ALWAYS NICE
FEELS SO GOOD I HAVE TO DO IT TWICE,
BUT THAT`S ALL RIGHT.
TWO ANGELS CAME AND BLEW THE HORN THE DAY I WAS BORN
MR. DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP.
I KNOW TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE,
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND FEEL THE FUN,
CALL ME DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP. (Mr. Doubleitup)
I`VE GOT TWO CARS, A LINCOLN AND A CADDIE,
TWO GIRLS IN THE BACK CALLING ME DADDY. (Mmm, Daddy!!)
HITTING THE BARS DRINKING TWO FOR ONE,
DOUBLE MY PLEASURE, DOUBLE MY FUN,
I AIN`T DUMB, I`M A LOADED GUN
I BLOW MY NOSE LIKE I BLOW MY CASTLE, THEN THERE IT GOES
MR. DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP.
AH, GIVE IT TO ME.
I KNOW TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE,
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND FEEL THE FUN,
CALL ME DOUBLEITUP, (Mr. Doubleitup)
MR. DOUBLEITUP. (Mr. Doubleitup)
I SAID, YEAH, YEAH, (yeah, yeah)
I SAID, NO, NO, (no, no)
I SAID, GO, GO, (go, go)
I SAID DON`T BLOW!
FELL OUT OF BED, GOT DOUBLE VISION,
IF THIS IS LIFE IT AIN`T WORTH LIVING. (it ain`t worth living)
I REALISE I AIN`T SO TOUGH,
I TOOK TOO MUCH I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH,
I FEEL PRETTY ROUGH. (Pretty rough)
HAVING TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH FUN, I`LL SETTLE FOR ONE,
MR. DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP.
WELL, I KNOW TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE,
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND FEEL THE FUN,
CALL ME DOUBLEITUP, (Mr. Doubleitup)
MR. DOUBLEITUP. (Mr. Doubleitup)
OH, IT`S DOUBLE! (Mr. Doubleitup)
MM, I`M IN A DOUBLE TROUBLE!
(Mr. Doubleitup – doubleitup)
(Mr. Doubleitup – doubleitup)
GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO.
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