We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep 
Ket Tacky`s gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep 
I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks 
that`s our melody 
On the market we`ll be very rich one day you`ll see 
On the market I saw grandma` Ruth she offered me a pig 
Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig 
so I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck 
Then she got very mad and I said: Who gives a fuck. 
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Get the truck loaded we`ve a long way to go 
Get the truck rollin` away from Idaho 
Keep the wheels movin` all the way to Walnut Grove 
and I know and I know we`re gonna see the money flow. 
Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake 
He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake
he said: Snakeskin tires! They will match up perfect with my boots. 
Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute! 
Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads 
I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred 
but the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck 
Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back 
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