Well Tally ho! Yippy ki-yi-ya! Narf! Zort!
Let`s burn the ship and throw the kids overboard
I`m bored (I`m bored) I need something to do
How `bout we go free all the animals in the zoo
[huh huh that would be cool]
Or we could just sit here and drool
I`m a fool, I dropped out of school at age three
Then I chased my little brother up a tree
Ya see I`m a twisted guy, fly six miles high
Live in a pig sty, refuse to comply
With the safe, plain, cautious way to do things
I found my puppet master and I cut all his strings
And then I wrapped them tight around his throat
Blew a hole in the castle, threw his ass in the moat
Now I`m free [free!] free to reak havoc
Run around foamin` at the mouth like I`m rabid
Bitin` everybody I`m near in the rear
Do you see where I`m comin` from? Somewhere over here
I`m out to have fun, this is how it`s done
[dum-ditty-ditty-dum, big, big fun]
Normal is boring, same is mundane
You can`t really have fun until you lose your brain
So rip it out through your nose or cut open your head
And you`ll be kinda like me [brain dead]
Keep people confused make everybody guess
Forget V.E.G I`m down wit` P.M.S
I go to bed, go insane, then I go into debt
I do the Thorazine Shuffle™ every chance that I get
That`s just a start, just a part of the madness
Can`t get a girl I make love to my mattress
That`s just it, Dementia Divine
I wanna go to Minnesota to see the biggest ball of twine
[His brain is cooked] my brain is fried
My I.Q. will raise 30 points when I die
Enough about me I wanna go have fun
Let`s stare for hours into the sun
Then we can pick fleas off of each other
Walk through the drive-thru, mumble and stutter
Bet our life savings on a horse on a hunch
Then go out to the graveyard and dig up some lunch
I roll around in my own feces for a while
If someone walks by I just sit there and smile
I put on underwear where it doesn`t belong
And have a marathon of all the Whoomp! There It Is! songs
That`ll keep me busy for a couple of days
I`ll take a month off from work and make fish filets
I`ll give my dog a shower in Niagara Falls
And put him in the microwave to dry him off
Oops, that didn`t quite rhyme, but who cares
Here we go, lions and tigers and bears
Oh my, wonder why? I`m a putz you see
I got None of the Above goin` nuts with me
[deaf , dumb and brain dead- brain dead]
Sit BooBoo, sit, roll over and play dead
Let`s all go p lay in traffic a while
Spin around and around till we cough up bile
My body odor floats from coast to coast
`Cause I only take a shower once a month at the most
My underwear`s full o` holes, crusty, fermented
Sudden Death, Devo Spice, Brain Dead, Demented
