By Joe Walsh and Richard Starkey
WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
MUCH TO MY SURPRISE,
THE SUN WAS GOING DOWN
AND I WAS STILL ALIVE.
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
AND ACCORDING TO MY EYES,
THE MARTIANS HAVE INVADED,
IT`S HOPELESS.
I WENT TO SEE MY DOCTOR
TO ASK HIM WHAT TO DO
DEPENDING ON THE DIAGNOSIS.
I SAID, "DOC, I`M SEEING DOUBLE,
AND HOW ARE BOTH OF YOU?"
NO CAUSE FOR ALARM, IT`S HOPELESS.
YOU DON`T STAND A CHANCE, IT`S HOPELESS.
EV`RYBODY DANCE!
WELL, THERE`S PARADISE AND DOOMSDAY,
IT DEPENDS ON WHICH COMES FIRST.
THERE`S INNER PEACE THROUGH MEDITATION.
THERE`S OPTIMISTS AND PESSIMISTS,
I DON`T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE,
BUT THE YOGI MOW MOW, BUT THE YOGI MOW MOW,
IT`S HOPELESS.
THE SOLUTION HAS BEEN DISSOLVED,
THE CRISIS HAS BEEN RESOLVED.
THERE`S NO NEED TO CHANGE YOUR PLANS,
IT`S A HOPELESS SITUATION.
FOR TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY,
AND EV`RYTHING WILL BE OKAY.
AND BY THE WAY, IT`S HOPELESS.
(Hopeless)