Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob
tried to rob a train with cattle
He laid in ambush above the hills
early Sunday morning
He blew the tracks to smithereens
with the biggest blast you`ve ever seen
and the cattle ran all over the place
and there was Bob with the longest face
Chorus: Bottleneck Bob is riding fast
wanted by the law for the freight train blast
the sheriff and his men is a big bad mob
and they`re chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob
And the cattle ran back in to town
where all was peace and quiet
but when the people saw the herd
they surely caused a riot
The cattle smashed the bank in flakes
just like the worst of robbers
and the sheriff scratched his head and wondered
where to put them all
Chorus