(Shawn Lov talking)
Ha Ha Ha what`s up? This is the lord of the living room in the house
And I dedicate this song to all the Herbs and Stanleys in the world
(Chorus)
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments
The 10 Mack Commandments
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments
Yo, my name is Shawn Lov and I prefer to date honeys
From eighteen all the way to late twenties
If your game is weak or you have bad luck
Goin` through a dry spell or just plain stuck
Don`t get your jockies all up in a bunch
I know you`re a loser but I got a hunch
That with this list I made and a pat on the back
You`ll be coppin` phone numbers in no time flat
One - spend time out in the sun
Without a tan you can`t be the man
See chicks don`t dig a guy whos so damn pale
He looks like he spent a year locked under a jail
Two - Keep your mouth closed when you chew
There`s nothin` more rude than displayin` your food
Three - approach every lady you see
Don`t assume that there`s better if you haven`t even met her
Even if she`s wearin` a soiled maroon sweater
She could be a queen of the skies and I`ma get her
Four - pour, then order some more
Till she`s so drunk she could fall on the floor
Don`t even try to score but next time you date her
Point out the fact you didn`t take advantage of her later
Five - lie, make up stories
You made a cameo in `License To Drive`
And later on did a line in a bar with both Coreys
Six - never talk about other chicks
Seven - call yourself Robert, or Kevin or Jake
Any name just as long as it`s fake
Nothin` works better than givin` her an alias
Instead of gettin` harrased by a woman who you barely kissed
Eight - get ass on the third date
Waste anymore time and she isn`t a dime
You might as well just propose and go hunt for food
While she`s pregnant gatherin` food and sewin` your clothes
Nine - only drink wine
If you must have a beer make sure it`s imported
If not she`ll think your broke ass just couldn`t afford it
10 - always carry a pen
You`ll never know when you`ll bump into anybody again
And not to be acidic, but I`ve met some of the hottest women in my life
Waitin` on line at the clinic
Now, it`s time to go
Good luck scoopin`
This is a pact gentlemen, tell me who`s in
Get it together, don`t act like you know me
If you look like you got your haircut with a Flowbie
If you`re still confused about what a Pro be
I got the number of somebody that your ass can go see
(Chorus)
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments
