Well, I don`t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling something ain`t right
I`m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I`m wondering if I`ll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Well, I`m stuck in the middle with you
And I`m wondering what is I should do
It`s so hard to wipe this smile from my face
Lose control and I`m all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[Chorus:]
Well, you started out with nothing
And you`re proud you`re a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, Please, please
[Repeat Chorus]
Well, I don`t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling something ain`t right
I`m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I`m wondering if I`ll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I`m stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
[Thanks to babyblue_99_18@yahoo.com for these lyrics]