That don`t impress me much — текст песни (Shania Twain)

I`ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you`ve got being right down to an art
You think you`re a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You`re a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else

Okay, so you`re a rocket scientist
That don`t impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don`t impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
`Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else

Okay, so you`re Brad Pitt
That don`t impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don`t impress me much

You`re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can`t believe you kiss your car good night
C`mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin`, right

Okay, so you`ve got a car
That don`t impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don`t impress me much
You think you`re cool but have you got the touch
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don`t impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you`re Elvis or something
Whatever
That don`t impress me