SexSNL Version — текст песни (Tenacious D)

That`s the first thing I say to you, "How`s it goin`? Are you flowin`?"
Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you.
Showin`, growin`.
Man, I`d like to place my hand upon your silky sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeze.

Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look,
cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch.
With the oils and perfume, and insense.
Now you`re groovin, put on a cool `70s groove, a funky groove to funk to,
a funky groove to funk to.

You guessed it, me, me and KG.
It`s all about sex supreme, we likes to cream...sex.
Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your patch?
That`s what I`m offerin` you.
You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head.
It`s KG with a feather, and the French tickler...look out baby he`s got the tools.
And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it`s me, it`s JB, I`m suckin` on your toes.
We don`t mind suckin` on toes.
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes.
Havin` sex with me and KG, now you`re talkin` double-team, supreme.