Sasquatch — текст песни (Tenacious D)

There were some scientists.
Trying to figure out the Sasquatch riddle,
Then they figured out it was a missing link.

In search of Sasquatch,
that was a kick-ass In Search Of
with Leonard Nimoy
kickin` out the jams...ha!

He captured imagination,
Of people all around the globe.

His name was Sasquatch, so I`m told.

His legend`s ancient
in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe.
Apache tribe.

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real.
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he`s real.
Listen real close to the audio tape, not human no you know he`s real.
Couldn`t be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin` way.
No, you know he`s real.
Real, real, real real, real, real, really real, real.

--Interrupted by J.B. & K.G. talking to Sasquatch--

Sasquatch,
We know your legend`s real.
Sasquatch,
We know your love is real.
Sasquatch,
You and Tenacious D, are...real.