They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin` right before my eyes
Oh my
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear `em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
The president, he`s is a panic
The pentagon, they`re in shock
There`s a team of research scientists They got `em workin` `round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines`ll be comin` around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
`Cause the property values are goin` way down now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They`re back and they`re lookin` for a snack
And they`re not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they`re not plannin` to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Well, well, look at that hamster, he`s as big as a blimp
And there`s one the size of central park
They`re using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They`re evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don`t waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes `em mad when you shoot
They`re gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they`re really kinda cute, now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they`re makin`, Jack
They keep me up at night playin` they`re electric guitars
Listen to `em squeal
They think the whole stinkin` world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it`s called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars
