My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She`s not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.
I open my eyes
My mom`s not a woman anymore
She`s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom`s not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom`s not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor
My mom`s a transvestite