Wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T. score less then zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highschool football hero.
Wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
Don`t care about my future
`cause it is just another day.
I`ll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on.
I`m done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde.
Wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T score less than zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o.
I wanna be a highshcool football hero.
My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with `roids.
I`ve gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys.
My brain`s put in upside-down so I`m just a little slow.
I`ll change my name to Bubba so that
everyone will know I wanna be a highschool football hero.