Another Perfect Catastrophe — текст песни (Firewater)

Ain`t nothing like it
When it`s twisting and reeling
They`ll put the boot right in your eye
Because when the floor turns into wall
And then the wall turns into ceiling
Oh what a lovely way to die
Another perfect catastrophe
Is just waiting to happen
Waiting for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe
Is just dying to go down
It`s only looking for the
Perfect place and time

Oh wouldn`t you love
To be my partner in crime
So many tricks that we could try
So if you want to find out
What it would been like to my
Co-conspiritor
Open up the door and step inside

When retreat is not an option
And remorse just ain`t your style
There must be something left to do
Because every tragedy is a comedy
Unless you`re the victim
Then you`re just another monkey in the zoo