Cereal Wars — текст песни (A.F.I. (AFI))

Get up early in the morning,
going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It`s the cereal war.
Fuckin` store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It`s the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
it`s got a condom in the box.
I`ll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino`s are the best,
they`ve got more marshmallows than the rest.
There`s not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
and always stay away from wheaties.
Now it`s dinner time and I`m going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, `liked `em a lot.
It`s the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
and then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap`n Crunch,
I guess I`ll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
that`s the only kind I`ll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin` squirrel to you?