Big Mack was a driver of a semi rig from Denver to the coast of Maine
And every truck driver and highwayman well they all knew big Mack`s name
He stepped into a diner by the scales where he stopped to weigh
He looked at me I`m the waitress there and we all heard him say
Pour me a piece of coffee pass me a cup of bread
Why you`re the sweetest things that I`ve ever seen and there`s a ringin` in my head
Make my eggs a medium rare over easy now with my steak
I`m gonna buy you a farm in Texas gal if it takes everything I make
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Well I stood there a starin` at Big Mack kind of in a state of shock
I told him when she set his orange juice down be careful Mack it`s kinda hot
I`ve already buttered your coffee the toast is in your cup
Your french fried soup and scrambled prunes will soon be coming up
Well I took her apron off grabbed her coat down off the rack
Took Big Mack`s arm and told my boss I`m a quittin` and I won`t be back
I climbed up in my diesel both pipes were a spoutin` smoke
I heard someone say Big Mack just fell and this time it ain`t no joke
Yeah pour me a piece of coffee...
I`m gonna buy you a farm in Texas if it takes every doggone thing I make