Mo` Booty, Mo` Problems — текст песни (Bill Clinton *)

* obviously, this isn`t REALLY the President of the United States

Woman singing:
I`m covering up, He`s covering
I don`t know why he`s down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees

Bill Clinton:
Verse 1:
B-I-G, P-E-N-I-S
Fooling around with chicks what I do best
GOP really mad cause I`m flagrant
Had sex in every room here but the basement
My scene supreme stays clean
The poontang hails miracle dream I be that
Got so much that my unit`s bent
Support from the pollsters, girls on my shoulders
Playboy I told ya
Never met a girl I could do too much, I`m a big sex nut
Step on the stage they never nail my butt
Speaking of butt guess what I`m having for lunch

Chorus:
I don`t know why he`s down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees
I don`t know why he`s down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees

Verse 2:
Me lose my touch, a load of crap
If a day have a problem I know where my love Janet Reno`s at
Throw your legs in the sky
Wave `em side to side, a real nice guy
Who would never tell a lie
Baby please, on my knees, follow these
B-I-L is a wrestler put me on the cover of Hustler
I prefer double D`s give me one in each hand
Hey you know, if it doesn`t blow
Bet your wife doesn`t miss it if you have another girl kiss it
Don`t wanna hear about my ding-dong
As long as I keep the economy strong

Chorus:
I don`t know why he`s down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees
I don`t know why he`s down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees