Wedgies — текст песни (Sudden Death)

Fruit of the Loom, Calvin Klein
No matter what the underwear goes up your behind
Buy what size you want, the underwear don`t stop
Climin` up your butt for an embarrassing time
It`s called a wedgie, and there`s nothing you can do
Because the power of the wedge overpowers you
It`s a magical force that pulls your underwear up
Get a wedgie and walkin` is tough

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It`s a magical force that nobody understands
It`s a universal threat to your mind
Your voice gets hoarse and there`s sweat in your hands
As the wedgie goes up your behind
Guard your back give a warning to your friends
Don`t try livin` life on the edge
Watch out for the attack, it`s a powerful trend
It`s the magical force of the wedge

Some call it sick some call it obscene
You can see his butt-crack right through the dude`s jeans
I don`t know which is worse, a wedge up their back
Or when they bend over, carpenter crack
It`s a form of torture for nerds of all sorts
Just lift `em in the air by the back of their shorts
I bought a couple pairs from a Star Trek store
And they boldly went where they`ve never gone before
Once they go up they feel like plastic
Time turns `em into swiss cheese with an elastic
It won`t be long, in fact it`s quite soon
You can keep your pants on and still chuck a full moon
Everybody gets `em, everybody picks `em
Everybody hates it when their underwear tricks `em
Some poeple pick wedgies discretely, some bold
Some poeple look like they`re diggin` for gold

[chorus]