Im looking for a religious girl
With child-bearing hips and a wedding veil
But Im saddened to report sir, its not easy
This town is full of those cynical girls
Walking two steps behind forty-five-year-olds
I cant bear to hear those church bells ring again
So driver cant you drive me a little more slowly
Ive gotta go
Cant you find me some george jones on your radio
Ive gotta go, cant say no, to the church