Brownies — текст песни (Kathy Mar)

Chorus: Where are the Brownies when you need them
How come the kitchen`s still a sight
Where are the Brownies when you need them
I hope they change their minds and come tonight

Woke up this morning and the porch was full of sour milk
The bowl I left the Brownies had been spilled from end to end
And nothing had been done around my house while I was sleeping
I thought the little buggers were my friends

I got a neighbor and I swear her name is Mrs. Clean
Her place is just immaculate a picture of delight
I asked her for the secret and she told me it was Brownies
They did it for the milk she left at night

All right, you Brownies, now I`m gonna give you one last chance
If I still find this wild disaster when I leave my bed
I`m gonna let my fingers wander through those Yellow Pages
And get myself a girl scout troop instead



Words and music: Kathy Mar

Copyright 1985 Kathy Mar