Have always had big toes.
With smells emanating
that drift up into your nose.
And the people in my family,
have questionable hygiene.
I think it all comes from,
watching too much Mr Bean.
But there`s nothing to compa
re,
With my Grandad`s Steely Hair.
Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,
And you always find one or two in your mug.
He`s hairy but I love him,
My hairy Grandad.
