Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[ Andy C ]
Here we go now, keep it low-brow
Get stupid (Why?) Cause I know how
Check my brain in, be a idiot
Act lame and stay ignorant
Be remedial, wear the dunce cap
Slouch over and drool like a hunchback
Don`t discuss things, shout the last word
Put your good sense out to pasture
Drop your IQ, that`s what I do
My advice to girls and guys who
Wanna be a Nobel Prize finalist
Smack the scientist, try apply in this
Keep the customers comin around
If you`re smart then you better start dumbin it down
Don`t say anything too profound
Dumb - it - down
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
I wanna hear ya
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Everybody
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[ Dizzy Dustin ]
What are you thinkin? I don`t know
Do you have a dream? I don`t know
What about tomorrow? I don`t know
What does this mean? Hm?
Please no questions, no topics
Save the message and the logic
Take it easy, keep it lightweight
You`re on thin ice and I might break
Call me blockhead or an animal
While I walk like a Neanderthal
Don`t say anything too profound
Dumb - it - down
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
I wanna hear ya
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Come on now
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Everbody
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[ Andy C & Dizzy Dustin ]
Why be clever? It would be better
To sit and talk about the weather, right?
At work or the schoolyard, don`t think too hard
(Why?) I read this off a cue card
Take a good thing, run it into the ground
If you`re smart, then you better start dumbin it down
Don`t say anything too profound
Dumb - it - down
(I don`t know what it is, man)