Come on hey hey we goin` to the beach
grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat.
Where`s Mama?
She`s takin` a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell dada must have run over a skunk.
now I know what you`re thinkin`:
it`s kind of late to go swimmin`
but you know your mama she`s one of those types of women
who does crazy things and if she don`t get her way she`ll throw a
fit
don`t play with daddy`s toy knife, honey, let go of it
and don`t be so upset, why you actin` bashful?
don`t you wanna help dadda build a sand castle?
and mama said she wants to show how far she can float,
and don`t worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
it`s just a little scratch it don`t hurt,
her was eatin` dinner while you was sleepin` and spilled ketchup on
her shirt
mama`s messy, isn`t she, we`ll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can play by ourselves, can`t we?
just the two of us (sung) repeat 8-9 times
there`s a place called heaven and a place called hell,
a place called prison and a place called jail,
and dada`s probably on his way to all of `em except one,
`cause mama`s got a new husband and a stepson
and you don`t want a brother do ya? (Na)
maybe when you`re old enough to understand a little better, I`ll
explain it to ya.
but for now we`ll just say that mama was real, real bad
she was bein` mean to dad and made him real, real mad
but I still feel sad that I put her in time out,
sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin` to climb out
I told you it`s okay, hey hey, wanna baba?
take a night-night, nana-boo, goo-goo ga-ga
humma goo-goo caca, dad`ll change your dighty,
clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty.
you`re dad`ll wake her up as soon as we get to the water,
`97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter.
just the two of us (sung)
wake up sleepy head we`re here,
before we play, we`re gonna take mama for a little walk along the
pier.
baby, don`t cry honey, don`t get the wrong idea,
mama`s too sleepy to hear you screamin` in her ear,
that`s why you can`t get her to wake,
but don`t worry, dada made a nice bed for mama at the bottom of the
lake,
here, you wanna help dada tie a rope around this rock?
we`ll tie it to her footsies then will roll her off the dock.
ready now, here we go, on the count of three,
one, two, three...weeeeeeeeee
there goes mama splashin` in the water,
no more fightin` your dad, no more restrainin` order,
no more step dada, no more new brother,
blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her,
we`ll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk,
but first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk,
just the two of us (sung)
