[ VERSE 1 ]
Once upon a time in a town called Bedrock
There lived a man named Fred who ran a dopespot
He had a right hand man named Barney
And loc`ed out fools who used automatic tools in his army
Fred worked for Mr. Slate
Who owned a rock factory, but Fred rocked up cakes
And sold em at 14.3
A 4.3 profit cause Slate gets 10 g`s
Fred made good bread but he was fed with the pay
And only Slate stood in his way
He had a plot for Slate which was murder
Discussed it with Barney over Brontosaurus burgers
Barney was down, he said, Call me when you`re ready
But gimme a few hours to take a shower and fuck Betty
Fred said Yabadabadoo, it`s on
Meet the Flintstones
[ VERSE 2 ]
Fred had a plot to get Slate over
He had porno on his Bedrock camcorder
Slate was on his way to the casino
Got flagged down by Fred`s dog, name`s Dino
He got persuaded by the dog`s dilemma
When he heard on the porno was Betty and Wilma
Slate got to the house and didn`t see a thing
He was shot, heard the cock of a M-16
Blew his whole head off, poor Mr. Slate
Barney rolled him in a rug, then dumped him off in a lake
But Fred didn`t know one thing
Before Slate came he gave the Buffalos a ring
And said he`d stop by Fred`s for a minute
And be at the casino as soon as he`s finished
But Slate never showed up, Mr. Slate`s gone
And the Buffalos is trippin - meet the Flintstones
[ VERSE 3 ]
Now Fred and Barney run a rock factory
And the pockets are past satisfactory
Barney bought Bam-Bam a ride
A stone Mercedes with 4 12`s inside
Because of the stone the beat sounded like treble
Gettin head from Fred`s daughter, name`s Pebbles
It was dark, all you saw was sparks from the guage
He was slippin cause the head had him in a daze
The Buffalos was deep in a Chevy
Lookin for Barney, but they only found Betty
Kidnapped the bitch, pistolwhipped her with a gat
Said, We only askin once, where the fuck are they at?
Scary-ass bitch snitched in a hurry
Said Fred and Barney was down in the quarry
They tied the bitch up and put two in her dome
Now the Buffalos is headed for the quarry - meet the Flintstones
[ VERSE 4 ]
Now Fred and Barney heard the bad news
The Water Buffalos was out payin dues
Fred said, We ain`t goin out like punks
Grabbed the 50-shot K and Barney grabbed the pump
Dumpin on the Buffalos meeting hall
Barney yellin, One for one, nigga, all for all
Sideways, headin straight back to the spot
But they didn`t know the Buffalos were posted on the block
Glocks cocked, soon as they spotted them, they got at them
Tryin to drop them, tryin to pop them
With M-16`s and A.R.-15`s
Tried to peel their cap with sub-Uzi machines
Barney caught a couple straight in the face
And Fred tried to make a run for the cash and the cakes
But he got rattled by the bullets as he stepped out the Brougham
And that`s the end of the Flintstones
