*samples are from Dude Where`s My Car*
[Mr. Eon]
Yes yes uhh, just a table for one
Hmmmm, yeah...
This emcee addicted to MSG
So just sit my ass down with a menu and tea
First I don`t want chicken wings in deep fried batter (and then)
Bring me one of them small poo-poo platters (and then)
I kill you hun if you spit in my food (and then)
My next shit resemble some egg-drop soup (and then)
Since ya beef is tougher than tephlon (and then)
bring me some of your spicy eggplant seshuan (and then)
I`ll get some chicken with orange or lemon (and then)
No no no scrap that, I`ll have the number 11 (and then)
I`m gonna dung now for I eat to Kung Pow (and then)
Hot and sour soup hit me like a gun blaow (and then)
Your dumplings`ll have me dumping (and then)
Had me runnin from that chicken chunk king (and then)
That`s it, don`t make me look inside the kitchen (and then)
That`s my whole order miss, ain`t nothin missin (and then)
Oh-ok, bring me out a can of coke (and then)
No fried won-tons I can`t handle those (and then)
Pork knot in duck sauce and chopsticks (and then)
More teeny little noodles miss won`t you stop this (and then)
I just wanna sit down and eat the food (and then)
What`s that ya sayin, am I being rude? (and then)
When the rest is gon` pass the wet naps? (and then)
I`ll be back tomorrow you can bet that (and then)
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(and then!) (No and then!)