I`m cruisin, I`m losin money on gas
I pass a car with a star in it, I stare
For a minute, but that`s the limit
Otherwise gas won`t be the only thing
I`m losin` money too...ooh wee! It`s
Tuesday, two days after the weekend
Imagine if the weekend was a day for
Weak minded men - anyway
I re-take my train of thought, I bought
a fat sack and I`m happy cause I got nappy
Soldiers in my crew, ya through, if
You don`t learn so I learnt, that I`m burnt
I ran into my homie, yeah wassup?
At least I thought he was, but then I caught
the buzz that he was talkin behind my back
From his girl, ain`t that Earl? For
Those who can`t feel me, Earl means wack
In fact, I had that problem a few times
But I`ll just splurge it in a new rhyme, then forget it
Maybe I`ll split it in half, or laugh like this...
Ha ha ha... can u feel me?
I faked the funk, and conversated without a doubt
He was a chump, but with clout, I ended my route
at the liquor store and I tried to
buy a Guiness Stout, but I remembered it was nasty
But fools drink it cause it`s a hip-hop classy
You can miss me with that trendy drink
Cause they, all make your breath stink, plus
death is linked to all alcohol that Arabians won`t let you buy
they keep tellin me my identification is a lie
Why would I, put my face on plastic and in the space
where it says birthdate put see owner
fool, I`m a teenage organ donor
So I pick up my I.D. I ain`t trippin - why?
Cause I`m high, already, on life
Once again - I`m riding
I`m about to hit the eastside of Oakland
I got my seat belt on so when the heat`s felt
From 5.0, I`ll turn up the song and start
Singing, I wish police was a lease
that was up Can u feel me?
Well it`s gettin dark, but it`s daylight savings time
Clocks go back, but I stay focused and
ahead cause I wanna be fat, can u feel me?
If you rap I like to fully flex, I like to box
I like breakin bullies necks
I like collecting checks and collecting respect
But I`m not there yet and until then I`ll just sell dank - sacks
20`s, 10`s, I`m drivin the weights to be
prepared in case I meet my fate and I`m always
thinking, Where will I go when I die?
Will I be underground like I am now
or in the sky? My man plan B is smilin
cause he can feel me, wassup Jess