When the pilot informed us of what he was planning
And I heard the dirty words "emergency landing"
Well my brakes locked up and my wheels fell off
Now its all I that can manage to go for a walk
I can see alright, all I need of the world outside
I believe instead
The important part is in my heart and not my head and
Id just as soon be home in bed; Id rather be right here
If my number comes up and Im supposed to be dead
Id rather be right here
If they voted me to be the leader of the nation
Id rather be right here
Or I won a trip abroad, a paid vacation
Id rather be right here
If they told me that the world was ending today
Id rather be right here
If I had a bumper sticker this is what it would say:
Id rather be right here
Cause I see enough; now Im willing to be out of touch
Put my head in the sand
I wanna sit right down and take a stand
I dont need to be a traveling man; Id rather be right here
But if you wanna see the world, well, be my guest
Where you might end up is anybodys guess
If you get on a plane, say for new orleans
And you land in smithereens, dont call me
Cause Ill be undercover with the girl of my dreams
Im gonna be right here