The Messenger (Skit) — текст песни (Krayzie Bone)

{Set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background}
Krayzie Aw sh*t. Excuse me man, excuse me.
Waiter Uh, yes sir?
Krayzie Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin`?
Waiter Certainly. Back there by the wine racks.
Krayzie All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you.
Waiter Oh, you`re welcome sir.
Krayzie Sh*t. It`s a classy-ass, m*thaf*ckin` restaraunt. Know this m*thaf*cker
got the money, punk m*thaf*cker.
Sh*t. {Pick`s up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings.}
His contact Hello?
Krayzie Yeah, hello?
Contact What`s happenin`?
Krayzie Yeah, I`m in the m*thaf*ckin` spot now, man...
Contact He there?
Krayzie I don`t see nobody yet, but I know the nigga`ll be here. He got
reservations.
Contact All right, handle your business.
Krayzie I think I see his broad comin` in right now...
Contact Right on time.
Krayzie So don`t worry about sh*t. I`m a handle this nigga, man. This nigga in a
classy-ass, muthafuckin` restaurant;
I know this nigga got the m*thaf*ckin` money. Don`t worry about sh*t, I`m a have
it. All right?
Contact No mercy, nigga.
Krayzie All right. {Hangs up Phone}
Broad Excuse me.
Waiter Uh, yes ma`am.
Broad I have a reservation. It`s for Jones.
Waiter For Jones? Let me see here for a minute. Oh yes, Mr. Jones called. He
said, he is running late,
but I am to seat you now.
Broad Okay, thank you.
Waiter Follow me this way. Here you go ma`am. Um, would you like to start with
something to drink while you wait?
Broad Do you have a Chardonnay?
Waiter Most certainly. Coming right up. Oh, and uh, here is Mr. Jones right now.
Hi, Mr. Jones how are you this evening?
Mr. Jones Hey, what`s up? What`s up? What`s up?
Broad Hi, baby.
Mr. Jones Hey, baby. Damn.
Broad Baby, what took you so long? I been just waitin` and waitin`. This is a
nice place.
Mr. Jones Yeah, its cool. It`s cool. Did you order yet?
Broad No, baby. I was waitin` on you...Baby?
Mr. Jones What? What`s happenin`?
Broad That guy`s been staring at me since I`ve sat down.
Mr. Jones What dude?
Broad You know him?
Mr. Jones What dude?
Broad That guy over there.
Mr. Jones Over where? Aw, sh*t.
Broad Baby, what`s wrong?
Mr. Jones Damn, don`t worry about it! Just...Damn. Just...just be cool, just be
cool.
Broad Baby, he`s walkin` over here now.
Mr. Jones Oh, sh*t.
Broad Baby, he`s...baby he`s goin` in his jacket.
Krayzie Message for Mr. Jones, m*thaf*cker!
Broad Oh, Sh*t!
{Admist a massive array of gunfire and commotion, screaming, glass breaking,
reloading.}
Mr. Jones Cover your head.
Krayzie Punk m*thaf*cker. Punk m*thaf*cker! {Gunfire ceases}
F*ck you! Get the f*ck out my way! Get the f*ck out my way!
{Gunfire} F*ck you! Get the f*ck out my way. Get the f*ck out my way.
A Bystander My leg! My leg!