If we were a rock `n` roll band,
We`d travel all over the land.
We`d play and we`d sing and wear spangly things.
If we were a rock `n` roll band.
If we were a rock `n` roll band,
And we were up there on the stand,
The people would hear us and love us and cheer us.
Hurray for that rock `n` roll band.
If we were a rock `n` roll band,
Then we`d have a million fans.
We`d giggle and laugh and sign autographs,
Maybe if we were a rock `n` roll band.
If we were a rock `n` roll band.
The people would all kiss our hands.
We`d be millionaires with extra long hair,
If we were a rock `n` roll band.
See we just ain`t no rock `n` roll band,
We`re just five kids in the sand.
With homemade guitars and pails and jars
And drums made of potato chip cans.
We`re just five kids in the sand.
Talk`n and waven` our hands.
And dreamin` and thinkin` oh wouldn`t it be grand,
If we were a rock `n` roll band.