BILLY
Give `em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle `em
Give `em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give `em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather `em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you`re just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle `em
And they;ll never catch wise!
Give `em the old
BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle dazzle `em
Give `em a show that`s so splendiferous
BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give `em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture `em
BILLY
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
BILLY AND COMPANY
Throw `em a fake and a finagle
They`ll never know you`re just a bagel,
BILLY
Razzle dazzle `em
And they`ll beg you for more!
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give `em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle `em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give `em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger `em
When you`re in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle `em
And you`ve got a romance
Give `em the old
Razzle Dazzle
BILLY
Razzle dazzle `em
Give `em an act that`s unassailable
They`ll wait a year `till you`re available!
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give `em the old
Double whammy
BILLY
Daze and dizzy`em
Show `em the first rate sorcerer you are
BILLY AND COMPANY
Long as you keep `em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
BILLY
Razzle dazzle `em
COMPANY
Razzle dazzle `em
BILLY
Razzle dazzle `em
BILLY AND COMPANY
And they`ll make you a star!