* organized by Rhino comp. for convenience regardless of original
Kool Moe Dee:
Ho Ho Ho
Open up ya do
I`m Santa Claus and guess what y`all
I got something to show
I came to bring some Christmas Spirit
I got a big bag now guess what`s in it
Something for the rich and something for the po
So Merry Christmas and ho ho ho
L.A. Sunshine:
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas my foot
I`ma tell you what Santa really put
under my so-called tree but in reality
looked like nothin but a decorated pole to me
Special K:
Man, you talk about a tree it makes wonder
cause I never had a tree to put anything under
if I ever did luck up and get a tree
there was never anything under it for me
Kool Moe Dee:
Man I don`t what y`all talking about
cause when I come to your town I just get kicked out
You think I`m getting presents made for free
I gotta pay them elves and ain`t nobody paying me
L.A. Sunshine:
You big fat whale you might as well quit
cause I can name a hundred presents that I didn`t get
and if I did get a present it would be a hand-me-down
Yo I got this for Christmas now how that sound
Special K:
It sounds good to me cause I`m about to freeze
you wanna see something look at the bottom of these
me and brothers can`t go out at the same time
cause a coat that`s theirs is a coat that`s mine
Kool Moe Dee:
Man I know one thing y`all better get off my neck
and wait till you get ya welfare check
go on down to the office and stand in the line
better hurry up see I got mine
Chorus:
Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po
and once you get your welfare check
Yo kiss my mistletoe
Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho
L.A. Sunshine:
That`s why the presents keep getting mixed up
cause year after year you keep fucking up
and now I know why cause you always drunk
instead of G.I. Joe you send me this junk
Special K:
That ain`t a G.I. Joe that`s a G.I. jerk
with a kungfu grip that don`t even work
so all I did was just put him away
cause my G.I. Joe looked G.I. gay
Kool Moe Dee:
That`s why you don`t get presents now
cause you`re just ingrates
if the G.I. Joe is gay what difference does it make
after all he`s just a doll ain`t too much he can do
if you ask me boy I ain`t to sure about
L.A. Sunshine:
Listen bloato in your big fat suit
next time say no don`t send no substitute
cause I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got?
Dougie Fresh, you know that kid from down the block
Dougie Fresh:(beatboxing)
Special K:
For a fascimile we must admit
Dougie Fresh was good and made a perfect fit
He`s the only reason why we weren`t totally mad
Without Dougie our Christmas would`ve been really sad
Kool Moe Dee:
Well let`s get Doug E. Fresh and Magnificent Force
and head on out the do
and leave these partypeople singing
Jingle, Jangle for the po
Sing!
