[LL Cool J]
Just like Pauline you all-in..
Oooooahhhh
Brace yourself, I`m the ace with grace
I`ma win the race and make you feel disgrace
In any case, yo, I`m movin like a steeplechase
MC soldiers -- about face
Now step off, I need room for my takeoff
My custom made lyrics slays, yours are soft
I think you better tape this, yo, you can`t escape this
Yo, I planned it out just like a landscapist
Whipper-snapper back up for comin crap up
I plan to trap a MC and kidnap em
Phony, so skip the baloney
You and your cronies need to jump on a pony
and roll, cause you`re just a rookie
When it was time for rap school, you musta played hooky
I`m the show-stopper, your rhymes are improper
I`ma teach you like the master taught the grasshopper
Just gettin warmer, I`m a transform a
regular rhyme into a barnstormer
Try to jump I`ll bump you chump, my job is thorough
Any MC, state city or borough`ll get ragged
I drop like a sandbag
Serious as the mob - I don`t play tag
Best of the batch, no man can catch up
Hoes can`t be passed, a battle`s a mistmatch
I flip lyrics, like a acrobat
and avoid combat like a diplomat
But when it`s time for battles, ?? jacked or killed
It`s a thrill to drill a run of the mill Bill
with my skill, I`m the lord of the rhymes
And I be writin at a rate that pace way past my bedtime
I rock the mic unlike
some brothers I know, I guess they flow, PSYCH
I`m droppin em
Droppin em
Yo, you`re all in, stiff as a mannequin
I`m sharp as a pen and I`ma teach discipline
I get busy like it`s two of me
Evidently, I`m hated by a few MC`s
But so what? I just max like I`m playin the sax
and take the crowd to the climax
Yo - Cool J, I`ll never go astray
I`m funky you can hear me at the Milky Way
You`re weak, wick raps, I`m cool as jazz
Got razamatazz ask my man Shabazz
I know you`re afraid because I`m self-made
I invade, and blow up like a hand grenade
MC`s are terrorstruck, I`ma run amuck
Cause your rhymes suck, you made a record on potluck
Just a toy boy, can`t stop my convoy
Rhymes I said last year were just decoys
I`m like a fox, you annoy me like chicken pox
I`m back with a style that`s unorthodox
You musta had a teaspoon full of bull
I`m like The Hulk, with more bulk, I`m powerful
They try to get with this, to me that`s an insult
Boys shouldn`t mess with an adult, that`s too difficult
I enter like a giant sayin fee fi foe fum
Then rock the auditorium until it`s pandemonium
I`m droppin em
Yo E, droppin em
Don`t sleep - cause I`ma go deeper
All you sleepers, I`m the Grim Reaper
My rhymes are rising, the angle`s gettin steeper
I hated Mussolini Martini so I`ma sweep a
emcee, like he`s one of the two
Break him into fragments right in front of you
Mic check one two, is too fundamental
My rhymes are monumental over an instrumental
In the center, I had to enter
Tormentor mentor experimentor and inventor
of lyrics, so all you non-believers
It`ll echo in your dreams at night when you receive a
rude awakening, you can`t do anything
You enter my kingdom and you cry as men bring
gifts to the prince of excellence and magnificence
Alarm clock rings, you wake up, and you`re convinced
that the crew invader, soloist exterminator
greater evador of ducks, concert crusader
is BAD, my nickname`s the circuit breaker
Eatin up the world, acre by acre
I`m droppin em
Word to mother, droppin em!
KnowhatI`msayin? Straight til 1999, droppin em!
Yo, year two thousand, yaknahmsayin?
Audi man
Yo I`m droppin em