Born in the middle of a second big baby boom
Those noisy boys just might have spoken up too soon
Now Im looking for a little girl, I wonder where shes gone
Big money for families having more than one
Opportunity, opportunity
This is your big opportunity
They shop around
Follow you without a sound
Whatever you do now
Dont turn around
Whatever happened to the pride of the nation?
They say, "just wait until you break formation"
She was sitting pretty on a velvet cushion
But her bedroom eyes were like a button she was pushing
She said, "when they get to dover theyll be be taking over"
I said Id come to her defense and then she pulled me over
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Im in the foxhole, Im down in the trench
Id be a hero but I cant stand the stench
The fitness institute was full of general motormen
And the "hello house of beauty" wouldnt stand a chance with them
The chairman of this boredom is a company collector
Id like to be his funeral director
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Please dont turn around...