Frank`s 2000 Inch TV — текст песни (Weird Al)

Risin` above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, That`s the biggest screen we`ve ever seen!

It`s Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Everbody come and see(Frank`s 2000 TV)
Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)

That`s Frank`s remote control, you can look, but don`t touch it, please
`Cause Frank`s the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The picture`s crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro`s mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound
And I`m mighty proud to say
Now I can watch The Simpsons from thirty blocks away

On Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank`s 2000 TV)

I`m gonna get one of my own real soon
It`s like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Whoa, hey now... hey now na na na now
Hey now... hey now na na now

Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Got a two year warranty on parts and labor
Frank`s 2000 TV (Frank`s 2000 TV)
Frank`s 2000 TV