Just Like U — текст песни (D12)

[Eminem] Daddy?

[Chorus: children singing - repeat 2X]
I wanna be just like you
When I grow up, just like you
I wanna be just like you
When I grow up, just like you

[Bizarre]
You don`t wanna be just like your daddy
Pimpin hoes, out here drivin Caddy`s
Runnin around town, fuckin with skeezers
Shots in your ass, catchin diseases
Son - your daddy got a foul mouth
For fuckin - bitches in they foul mouth
I can`t help it, my group`s D12
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail
Talkin nasty shit, Bizarre won`t stop
I fuck two twins, with a midget on top (yeah!)
A sick mind, rapin an old lady
Knowin damn well Bizarre shouldn`t have a baby
All I can teach you, learn how to mack
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back (bitch!)
Matter of fact, smack your sister she`s a slut
Don`t you realize, Bizarre don`t give a fuck? HAHAHA!

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
Don`t go to school, become a Catholic priest
Sell crack to your Auntie Denice
If Auntie Denice is short forty cent
Make her get on the ground and {fuck} a small {*edited*}
Nas is gon` probably hate me
When Mos Def hear this, he probably gon` suffocate me
Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
All he gon` do is talk about hoes and smokin crack
If your wife is pregnant, I call a whore
Leave her no money, and go out on tour
Nahh, hah, I`m playin - leave her somethin
A pack of hot dogs and a fuckin dirty muffin (damn!)
You`re my son, I`m tryin to teach you somethin
You`re {*edited*} years old, it`s time to start fuckin
You know daddy won`t give you no wrong advice
Smoke weed, then listen to Obie Trice

[Chorus]

[Bizarre] HAHAHA!

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
All I can tell you how to do is pop pills and stay high
.. and tell a bitch to suck a dick, AH-HAH!
I`m a pimp, playah!
A motherfuckin role model
Hi-Tek