Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck
at 11:30
This things at a frat house but people
are cool there
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed
there
Would be someone there who would catch
my attention
I wasnt out looking for love or
affection
Said I paid my 3 and the girls got in
free
Shined the beer for tequila and we
headed into the party
And in the backyard some terrible ska
band
Someone in the background was doing a
keg stand
This place is so lame all the girls look
the same
All these guys have no game I wish I
would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where Id put on some porn or have sex on
the phone
Far from people I hate down from
anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them
head after the party
And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She wasnt wearing underwear, atleast I
prayed that
She might be the one, maybe wed have
some fun
Maybe wed watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try
too hard
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With they way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me
I couldnt believe what this lady was
saying
The names she was dropping, the games
she was playing
She dated the guy who now rides for
Black Flys
How shes down with the wise
well-constructed disguise
Now Id rather go dateless then sit here
and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were
tasteless
So I said Id call her but never would
bother
Until I got turned down by another girl
at a party
So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She wont be wearing underwear, and youll
discover
This girls not the one, and shell never
be fun
You should just turn and run
becauseyoull find out that
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With they way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And t