[Announcer]
Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage
And right now it`s time for the Dйja Vu
Buy one, get two table dances alright now fellas,
You know what to do,
Here come the ladies!
Here come the ladies!
[Chris Rock]
Hey baby, hey baby
Hey light-skinned sister, come on over here and give a brotha a dance.
[Girl]
Uh... I already got a customer
[Chris Rock]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark-skinned sister why don`t ya give a brotha a dance,
come on give a brotha a dance...
[Bitchy Girl]
My shift is over!
[Chris Rock]
Well why don`t you work some overtime then!?!
[Bitchy Girl]
SHIIIT!!!
[Chris Rock]
Okay, I understand ya shit...
Hey baby, come here, come here, give a brotha a dance
Corn-rowed sister, give a brotha a dance
[Girl]
I`m a waitress!
[Chris Rock]
Oh okay, okay
(piano starts to play)
Damn! What am I glass? I think I`ll sing.
(singing to piano melody)
La-dies of Dйja Vu
What must I do... to get with you
I got a role of twenties buried in my pants
So here`s on little question that I`d like to ask...
(Rap beat starts)
(Chorus: Repeat x4)
CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!
SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!
[Maestro]
I been workin` for a week, here`s the money I got
I`m lookin` for a place to bust this nut
I`m attendin` in my benzo
Lookin` for a place to find some mackin` hoes
But that shit don`t thrill me
So I head out to the mad city to get it on, G
Out the benz, I`m lookin` for fun
I`m lookin` for a place that gonna move some (echo)
Know what I`m sayin`, know what I`m talkin` about?
I`m lookin` for a bitch that can turn the party out
I met a bitch named Dynasty,
Wit so much back, she made a blind man see.
What`s really happenin`?
Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin`
Now I don`t need romance, all I need to know is
(Chorus: Repeat x2)
CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!
SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!
(Gong Sound)
[Stripper]
I`ll give you a table dance!
[Chris Rock]
But you`re white!
[Stripper]
And you`re cute.
(They start to get it on)
[Chris Rock]
This is a great table dance!
[Stripper]
Hey, you like that?
[Chris Rock]
I love it! This table dance makes me wanna... makes me wanna SING!
