Here`s a story about a bad guy
Who you may not have heard.
He`s mean, evil and ugly and he also is a robot
And his name is Dr Surd.
With Julia operatin` Quest World
And Lorenzo goin` mad,
He`ll put Poke-balls in his Aerodactyl plane
And make leave makin` me look bad.
(CHORUS)
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
Race and Dad`ll kick his ass in.
Estella and Hadji fight real Poke-tough.
Me and Jessie will fight good with evil
And make him feel like a Jigglypuff.
Lorenzo`s Arbok`ll kill you
And Julia`s Mewtwo`ll drive you insane.
Dr Surd`s Pidgeot will blind you like mad
And put you in his Aerodactyl plane.
(CHORUS)
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
Sometimes I feel like I wanna kick his ass in.
It happens all the time.
Once I heard he was goin` `round in circles
And talkin` in rhyme.
The Surd Squad have so many Pokemon,
You can barely count them all.
Lorenzo told us in total,there were 24.
With Julia, he`s standin` tall.
Dr Surd is crazy.
He is nowhere.
I know for one,
The Surd Squad`s square.
(CHORUS)
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.
It`s Dr Surd`s rocket.