Now this may sound disgusting an` like very gross
But it`s sure to have your trippin`
So y`all listen close
It`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
But it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` Boogers
Now what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to you
But it`s still somethin` we all have to do
So go up your nose with a finger or two
And pull out one or a crusty crew
Yo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray
`Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
Take it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin`
And also, remember this slogan
Hey, ma, what`s for dinner?
Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner
Pickin` Boogers (4x)
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
I was coolin` one say with my partner Kane
Headed up to the Rooftop, ridin` the D train
When the man sittin` next to me was so profane
He`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain
(You should `a moved)
I was just about, but al of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out
a big green slimy nah I`m not neven gonna say it
but it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
he sat there for a while with it in his hand
so I tried to play cool and like ignore the man
so I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap
all of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke
but a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked
so I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
and plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
then the man jumped up and said what`s wrong with you
and wiped them off his face and said I can`t mess with you
like if I did something that was so full of shame
but yo you got to know the name of the game
Pickin` Boogers (4x)
Hmmm....
now let me take a trip down memory lane
back in public school with my partner Kane
when I was class clown, and he was my brother
sittin` at the desk pluckin` boogers at each other
never doin` work as we was supposed
cause we was too busy diggin` up our nose
and in the lunchroom you would talk about rude
God forbid the person that`d leave his food
no matter who you are we didn`t give a damn
we even put teachers down with the program
whether if it was a woman or if you a man
we put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand
catch anyone from anywhere
but the best fun about it catchin` Kane out there
especially when we playin` ball in the gym
I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
now we`re grown up and things have changed
but we still be playin` the pickin` boogers game
just last night, when Kane was gettin` ready
I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti
Pickin` Boogers (4x)
Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl...
one night at Latin Quarters I was standin` at ease
I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez
I didn`t show enough that I really did want it
So, no half steppin`, I pushed up on it
Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat
had a spotlight beamin` on my BizMarck hat
but when she stepped in the light and she got real close
I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose
she was dressed real def and her body was hooked
but that dried up booger just ruined her look
I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be bold
so I played if off and said that`s a cute green mole
I was hopin` from that she would wipe it away
but she didn`t do nothin` I guess she wanted it to stay
I said before you get my number, I don`t mean to diss you
but write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue
