Our Lies — текст песни (Rasputina)

Actually, I was never conceived.
And I don`t expect to be believed,
But I`ve found my mouth stitched shut with glossy pink thread.
And when I think of the lie filled love-life that I`ve led....
I row boats all day with Karl, Vlad, and E. Leon.
My tongue made of ivory, my teeth are all gone.
The bones in my face they weren`t here all along.
I`m straight and I love your coffee cake!
I found a lost puppy and I took him home.
Since then he`s agreed to leave me alone
For over a month cuz I`m spelling bee queen.
Let me tell you more, you`ll see what I mean.
I took a sealion by the waist and I twisted it.
Then I kiss-ed it. It was mossy and chaste.
That is funny, isn`t it?
Not to tell you would be such a waste.
Can`t you see me?
I am your long lost best friend.
Please believe me.
All these things have happened.
I went for a ride on the carousel.
I was on a yellow horse, right behind the swan.
In the swan, a man and a woman they were doing it.
I didn`t want to look. I wished I`d brought a book.
I looked down at the chip in my horse`s red mane.
He had a high, soft, beautiful voice.
I got down and ran around, and then I asked him his name.
He said out loud, he said it was "First Choice".
Yes Mom, I`m still a virgin.
And you are Marilyn Monroe.
When I was a little girl, we grew wings and flew under the sea
To see my daddy, Mr. Edgar Allen Poe.
Oh, I would crawl into the furnace to take a warm nap
On the cast-iron lap of Walt Disney.
Then we`d go out for a swim in the Sea of Mercury.
I never thanked him for what he did for me.
Can`t you see me?
I am your long lost best friend.
Please believe me.
All these things have happened.