We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink
We`re KMFDM and all other bands stink
Our music is sampled, totally fake
It`s done by machines `cause they don`t make mistakes
We don`t have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJ`s, they`re making us ill
Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap
We don`t like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode
We don`t care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue
Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper
`Cause they`re no good for kids if we`d get her we`d strip her
KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan if you turn it around
You might think we`re stupid but we`re way above it
We don`t give a shit and the kids just love it
We wouldn`t sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks