Dressed up like a dogs dinner
Butter wouldnt melt in your mouth
If this is a dogs life
Then youre the cats clothes
They hire out your sons
And hire out your daughters
The man from abroad says hes already bought her
And now you look like a lover but youre only a tourist
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Youre either talking or yawning
You didnt listen to a thing you heard
Dont start your morning moaning or you might wake up in luxembourg
You get over
Youre worried by her body
Shes worryin about her bodily odour
You pull off
The pull over
You say that you love her when you really loathe her
Serves you right now she wants you to feed her and clothe her
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Theyre smiling sweetly while theyre looking daggers
Kick you where it really matters
Send all your friends to coventry
And look for your name in last nights obituaries
If youve got the deutschmarks
If youve got the yen, then
You get the shirt off her back and the clock off big ben
Somebodys soft touch
Struck all these bargains
In the drinking clubs with the council men making
Plans to put lead back in their pencils again
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