I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run Iike pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I`m crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus,
goo goo g`joob
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I`m crying, I`m crying, I`m crying, I`m crying
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog`s eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus,
goo goo g`joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don`t come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus,
goo goo g`joob
Expert textpert choking smokers, don`t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I`m crying
Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have
seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g`joob
G`goo goo g`joob, goo goo g`joob, g`goo goo g`joob, goo