A friend just gave this cat to me.
He told me just you wait and see.
His roommate said it had to go.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
How could something that`s so small just be so bad,
how could this cat make someone mad.
She tore the rug, she ripped the shades.
She climbed the curtains she will pay.
And what am I supposed to do.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
I lost my pencil, lost my keys and all my change,
and all because of a cat named Rat.
Shit the carpet, ate the plants,
she scratched a hole in Ivan`s pants.
She`s such a pain in the ass.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
She walked right in she saw the phone she ate the chord.
And all because of a cat named Rat