Well, I don`t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain`t right
I`m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I`m wondering how I`ll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I`m stuck in the middle with you,
and I`m wondering what it is I should do
It`s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
losing control, and I`m all over the place
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing,
and you`re proud that you`re a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling,
slap you on the back and say,
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
`Cause I don`t think that I can take anymore
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
And you started off with nothing,
and you`re proud that you`re a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling,
slap you on the back and say,
Please, please.
Yeah, I don`t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain`t right
I`m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I`m wondering how I`ll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I`m stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you